Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Hoegaarden Ice Cubes


Crazy idea, I know, making beer ice cubes. But opportunity presents itself, and I am not one to deny it.

End of story, it tasted terrible. What was left was only sheer bitterness, with nary a tinge of sweet aftertaste remaining. And no more gas left too. Waste of a good bottle of Hoegaarden.

At least my curiosity has been sated. But I shan't waste another bottle of beer for this crazy idea anymore, that's for sure.

Saturday, 24 March 2012

Kota Kinabalu - Day 3

The last day of Neko's travelogue to Kota Kinabalu.

13 Jan 2012 

8.00 am

It's our final day in Kota Kinabalu, and we're going to end it with a bang by going to the beautiful islands in Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park.


I found this lovely map (from this very informative website) which shows the five islands making up the world-famous marine park. Our first stop will be Sapi Island, and later on to Manukan Island. It's a pity we're going home later this evening, that we'll be missing out on the other islands.

To travel to the park, there are two routes to take. Our guide of the day, Ah Fatt (our guide from day one), takes us on the slightly lavish route via the Sutera Harbour.


Sutera Harbour, only a ten-minute drive from the city centre, is a very grand-looking resort that caters to the rich. Private yachts dot the harbour, each more extravagant than the next.

We board our speedboat, and in just 20 minutes reach the first island on the itinerary, Sapi Island.


8.45 am

Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park is famous for the pristine beaches and diverse marine life. Some say it's even more stunning than the east coast of Semenanjung. While both are situated in the same South China Sea, probably the biggest difference is that the islands in the east coast are suffering from over-exploitation, while the islands in Sabah have only recently been opened to tourists, and thus still retain most natural marine life.


People weren't kidding when they say the shores are swarming with fish. Look at the number of fish swimming around the jetty! If I have a wide angle camera, I'll bet I can get a picture of huge masses of black in the water.




I can't wait to swim with the fishes! Not in the metaphorical sense, of course. For the safety of the guests, the officials have separated the shallow parts with the deeper parts. Further outside is the big blue ocean, which only certified divers are allowed to go.

I'm happy with just snorkelling in the shallow parts though. The tour operators provide everyone with snorkelling goggles and a life jacket. There are some corals and fishes of different shapes and sizes, enough to keep me happy. But my dad, the adventurous one, decides to drag me out to the slightly deeper end. I think he's more excited than I am.

In the deeper end, the species are more varied and have nicer colours. I even saw a fish as large as 50 cm! Soft corals are not as abundant as hard corals, but if I remember correctly, the numbers are far more than the soft corals in the east coast of Semenanjung. I saw clownfish going in and out of anemones, a species of triggerfish picking at other smaller fish, and hard corals of vivid neon green. If I go for scuba diving, I'll be guaranteed to see even more species, the ones we always saw in pictures and documentaries.

And then I got bit on the knees by a fish. Another bit my dad's toe. Lesson learnt: no dallying in the waters. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...

The sun is getting hotter as time approaches noon. I get out of the water into the scorching sand, as I hopped my way back to the shades of the trees. Here, the tour operators have set up tables and chairs, which we can enjoy our lunch very soon.


 12.00 pm

The nice thing about island-hopping in Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park, is the facilities and services provided throughout. As I make my way to the public bathroom for a simple shower, I pass workers busy barbecuing our lunch. I hear the buffet spread is scrumptious. I spy fish, hotdogs, cabbages, corn, and - wait a minute - mutton and crab! My absolute favorites!


I'm not a picky eater. You don't see me doing food reviews (Puta does that). These are but simple meals that you can find in most BBQ spread. But for hungry ol' me, it's like eating a slice of heaven, coupled with soft sands beneath my feet and wide shady trees above me.

If you're reluctant to part with almost RM 60 per person for the BBQ lunch (probably cheaper if you take a package), you can also order simple mamak goreng from a shop there. Shouldn't be more than RM 10 per person.


Another interesting sight on the island is these giant monitor lizards. I swear, they look absolutely like Komodo dragons. The workers there erected fences that only partially stopped their advance towards the grilled chicken wings or whatever meat they're cooking. They're actually free to roam around the island, and tourists enjoy getting up-close as possible to take pictures. These huge lizards, ranging from 3 to 5 feet, are quite tame, but I do wonder if they bite.

1.00 pm

We're on a tight schedule. After eating our lunch, we're ushered off to Manukan Island.




This is an island that is certainly more developed than the other neighbouring islands. There's an eatery...


...and a resort, complete with a bar, a swimming pool, and other modern facilities you expect to find in a beach resort!


This is slightly out of my expectation. The place looks like the other islands I visited, places like Pulau Redang, Pulau Lang Tengah, Pulau Besar etc. They provide accommodation, and guests can wake up early to catch the sunrise.


The signboard cracked me up.


Tourist attraction. It's certainly caught my attention.

Both Sapi and Manukan Island provide water activities with a fee. Some of the other islands do too, and some require visitors to pay a small conservation fee to continue protecting the area. Your tour agent should help you with these menial tasks so you can just relax and enjoy the entire trip.


1:30 pm


It's a shame we have to leave so quickly. By the jetty, I can look over to Pulau Sulug.


After a quick speedboat ride back to the mainland, we're off to shopping for souvenirs. In a span of two hours, we manage to scour for seafood, chocolate, and coffee.

If you're planning to purchase some seafood all the way back to Semenanjung, better check the price. Mom thinks there's not really a difference compared with KL, so we wonder if the upped price is because of the layers and layers of protection, served to keep the seafood fresh until it reaches your fridge safely.

Do you know that the state of Sabah produces the most cocoa in Malaysia? We're taken to a chocolate boutique that sells chocolates from any possible flavour available. The chilli chocolate is fiery to the tongue, while chocolate with an actual cocoa bean in it is stimulating. A little bitter, but really interesting. Fruit-flavoured chocolates include oranges, strawberries, to jackfruit and durians.

Coffee is so popular in Malaysia, that in so many cities, the locals call their own coffee "The Best in Malaysia". In a little shop somewhere in Kota Kinabalu, we browse what the Kota Kinabalu people call their pride. Flavours range from the popular, such as tiramisu, hazelnut etc, to the highly acquired taste, such as coconut and durian.

Are we Malaysians a little too in love with the pungent King of the Fruits, that we have to produce durian-flavoured this and that?

5:00 pm

We're already at the airport, and our flight is ready to take us back to Kuala Lumpur.

Three days is too short for a trip to Kota Kinabalu. We've barely even scratched the surface of the activities that is offered in the city. We haven't gone white-water rafting, we haven't climbed Mount Kinabalu, we haven't been to Pulau Tiga (Survivor Island).

But that's just given us another reason to revisit some time soon.


Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Kota Kinabalu - Day 1

Neko and family went on a trip to Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, so I'd thought to write a travelogue based on my experiences there.

10 Jan 2012

Apart from Mount Kinabalu, Kadazans, and the forests, there's not much I know about Sabah. I've signed my parents and me up for tour packages, which at least means we can just sit back and enjoy the trip.

Looking forward to the trip to The Land Below the Wind.

11 Jan 2012

3.00 pm
If there's one thing we dislike about AirAsia, it's the endless payments. But without AirAsia, we'd probably not get the chance to have holidays like this. After 2.5 hours of flying, we've touched down at Kota Kinabalu International Airport.

Meeting with us is our tour guide of the day, Ah Fatt. We have a hectic schedule, as Ah Fatt explain to us when we got into his van. And what a van it is! It can easily carry 15 people, and still be spacious. Made in China, apparently.

We're headed for Klias wetlands, where the red mangroves grow, and it is there that the famed proboscis monkeys can be found. The car ride takes about 2 hours.

Photo Credit : Google

These funny-looking monkeys have the biggest nose of all, and an incredibly round pot-belly, thus gaining themselves the humorous Malay name of monyet belanda (Dutch monkey), as they remind the locals of the weird people who came from the sea to their shores.

4.30 pm


The tour operators have everything arranged! We are invited for a bit of morsel as they prepare for our trip.

Taking us along the boat trip is a lady tour guide who is very knowledgeable about the animals living in the mangroves. From the proboscis monkeys to water monitors, her keen eyes spot out every critter moving among the foliage for our viewing pleasure.

 According to her, proboscis monkeys can be found on these trees : those with copper-colored leaves on the left, and the balding ones on the right. The bald ones will always be bald because the monkeys eat the newly-sprouted leaves. The poor leaves never had a chance! Can you see the monkey in the tree?


Really, we have to hand it to her. The monkeys generally stay far away from humans, and it takes a pair of really sharp eyes to see them frolicking among the trees. With my (not really fantastic) camera optical zoom fully utilized, this is the best I can get. Can you see a monkey in the picture? (It's at the dead-centre).

It's times like these that I really envy people with really cool cameras. This dude sitting in front of me can actually take a picture of the monkeys as if they are sitting right in front of him. Ugh, DSLRs.

Well, at least this water monitor makes me happy. Its decision to have a last-hour sun-bathing session near the water edge has blessed me with this, dare I say it, quite nice photo.


And the sunset! I mean, isn't it beautiful?

6.00 pm

Wow, who turned out the lights? Barely 7 pm and the sun's already set! Oh, I forgot. Geographically, Sabah is an hour faster than Kuala Lumpur. Dinner and rest comes early in Kota Kinabalu.


Dinner is at the same place where we had afternoon tea earlier. During dinner, Ah Fatt (our tour guide) puts this strange-looking fruit on our table and pronounces proudly that this is a tarap fruit. He's quite proud of the fact that the trees only grow on the soil of Sabah, and efforts to plant them in Semenanjung haven't bore fruit (pun fully intended).

On the outside, a tarap fruit reminds people of a blunt durian. I half-imagine it looks like those shoes that purportedly massages your foot while you walk. The inside, however, looks and feels like wantan, and a little like mangosteen. Taste-wise, I can't really make up my mind. Some say it smells like cempedak.

7.00 pm

After dinner, we are ushered onto the boats again, this time to view the fireflies on the same riverbank.

From what I see (and hear from the guide's explanation), the fireflies in Klias consist of 2mm and 4mm strains, and they flash their lights in sync. I went to see fireflies in Kuala Selangor many years ago, and they were gorgeous. I don't remember most of the details, as it was a long time ago. However, not long ago I went to see them in Kuantan, and I remember most details. The ones in Kuantan are the 4mm variety, and they don't blink in sync.

If I have to compare, I'd say the tour in Kuantan was far more informative and entertaining, as the guide explained a lot before the boat ride, and he actually has a trick in attracting the bugs over to our boats. This one in Klias is a little disappointing because there are far less fireflies as I had expected, and it is a very short ride, only half an hour.

7.30 pm

We've ended the Klias experience, and is headed back to our hotel. I can't help but to notice that KK people drive quite sloooow. Luckily our guide keeps an admirable 80 km/hr on the long stretch of road leading back to the city. But still, it's enough to almost drive me crazy, as I'm used to flying over 100 km/hr back in KL.

And weirdly, I have not heard a car honk the whole day. I marvel at their self-control. KL people honk like crazy people.

9.00 pm

We have arrived at a quaint shop lot hotel in Tanjung Aru. Everything is nice, except that there is no running water in our room. A quick call to the lobby reveals that KK is experiencing water disruption for the day. Apparently it's such a common occurrence in KK that the locals just accept it as it is.

For us though, it was tough having to go to bed feeling sticky and smelly.
So ends day 1. Day 2 will be updated soon.

Friday, 17 February 2012

Kota Kinabalu - Day 2

A continuation of Neko's travelogue to Kota Kinabalu.

12 Jan 2012 

6.00 am

I have never woken up to bright daylight at six in the morning in Malaysia. And yet, as I blink my bleary eyes, the sun shines in through the window, happy to disturb my sleep. Normally I would have just covered my eyes with my eye mask and fall asleep again, but I have not bathed since yesterday, and fortunately there is running water again.

7.00 am

Our waiter from the hotel cafe is a pleasant young native who speaks fluent English. When a neighbouring tourist, whom I'm guessing is from China, starts to talk Chinese to him, I am pleasantly surprised to hear him reply in Chinese as well. Apparently many natives in Kota Kinabalu prefer to send their kids to Chinese schools, I hear from our tour guide later.

8.30 am

A different tour guide from yesterday has arrived to take us for a visit to Mount Kinabalu. Melvin is only 21 years old, but is already a veteran in this field. Upon hearing that my mother's shoes have chosen the worst time to die on her (basically the soles came off the bodies of the shoes, making it highly impossible to trek through muddy soils found on every nature trails), he promises to bring her to buy a pair of Adidas Kampung, proudly made in Malaysia.

Really curious to what they look like.

10.30 am

Mount Kinabalu is always in view the whole trip. The challenge here is getting the perfect shot of the summit. Since we're driving towards Mount Kinabalu National Park, it can only grow bigger and bigger, offering clearer and clearer shots.


The car ride takes forever! Okay, more like an hour plus. Before reaching the park, Melvin lets us off the Land Rover to visit the local pasar, partly to return blood circulation to our poor legs, and for some shopping!


It almost slipped my mind that I'm very near Mount Kinabalu. The feel I get here is close to being in Cameron Highlands, with the nice cool weather, and stalls manned by natives selling goods. But of course, the majestic Mount Kinabalu stands before me, and every tourist, as if in a trance, would get as near as possible and take a few dozen of photos, if not hundreds.

Melvin calls to us, as he stands in front of a stall selling sundries, and voila! Adidas Kampung!

We're Malaysians, but we haven't heard of our home yard Adidas before! Apparently, only outdoorsy guys would have known them, as they're quite famous due to their durability for mountain climbing and jungle trekking, and are incredibly cheap. For a pair of rubber shoes that is waterproof and has great anti-slip property, the locals sell for only RM 7!


But then again, the look is nothing to shout about. Mom keeps on fidgeting with that pair of hers, bought halfway along the trip. She feels so self-conscious about them, she even hides behind me when we take photos.

11.30 am 

What is Sabah famous for? Having ridiculously long and winding mountain roads. Exactly the reason why almost every family owns a four-wheel drive. After two hours of sitting in the bloody vehicle, we rejoice to see the gate of Mount Kinabalu National Park welcoming us.

Technically, we're in a forest, only with paved roads and a large cluster of buildings (accommodations for mountain climbers, which is really not bad at all). A blast of cold wind blows, and I quickly seek refuge from my warm jacket.


Melvin brings us to the signboard showed prominently at the starting point of the climb towards the summit of Mount Kinabalu. He talks about the climb that starts from where we are standing, and reaching four hours later (if you're lucky, that is) at the guest houses halfway to the top. After a few hours of rest, climbers would start their ascend just after midnight, and reach the pinnacle with the reward of an incredible sunrise. Then, it's an excruciating eight hours climb down to the bottom of the mountain, non-stop.

It's no wonder then, that people talk about trainings a month before the actual climb. It really isn't a walk in the park. Still, it boggles me to see the fastest record of reaching the top is 2 hours 37 minutes. That's almost inhuman to me.

12.15 pm

On our way to lunch, we drive past the Kundasang War Memorial, established to commemorate the Australian and British POWs who died in Sandakan and during the death march to Ranau during World War II, and also the North Borneo people who risked their lives to save them. I wish we could visit the place, but we're on a tight schedule.

12.30 pm

From this quaint restaurant that we stopped to have our lunch, I've got the clearest shot I can get of Mount Kinabalu.


As you can see, the summit is made up entirely of jagged rocks. It's too high up for trees and bushes to grow. I keep straining my eyes during the whole journey to see if I can spot some climbers, but Melvin laughs and says it's farther than I think. Humans will be smaller than ants in this distance.

1.30 pm

We arrive at Poring Hot Springs, which is famous for its, er, hot springs. But before we could even jump in, Melvin suggests us to take a walk among the canopy, another must-see if you visit Poring.

To get to the top of the trees, it's expected that you have to work your way up the muddy trails surrounded by tall trees and low shrubs. Good thing Mom has her Adidas Kampung on. Her old shoes wouldn't have survived the trip.


The hike up is insane! Everywhere there are giant roots snaking across the trail, and the mud isn't helping with the walking either. Only the wish of walking across planks of wood suspended a few stories high above the ground, with no safety net below them, propels me forward on the gruelling climb.




And we've made it! We are atop Menggaris trees, looking down upon the slopes several stories below us. The canopy walk consists of a couple of platforms connecting the bridges together forming a walk that is over 350 metres.

Walking on the bridges, I expect to see a few animals such as squirrels and birds frolicking, but sadly there aren't any. At least the view is spectacular. The bridges themselves are quite sturdy, and they limit six people across at any time. I don't have a scare of heights, so the walk across is quite peaceful, albeit a bit wobbly because of the suspended nets.

Word of advice: slather on copious amount of mosquito spray!




2.30 pm


Finally after a long trek down, which almost killed me as much as going up, we're rewarded with a soak at Poring's most famous hot springs. The hot springs are rich in sulphuric minerals which have healing properties.

Different from the Japanese hot springs, Poring Hot Springs are individual tubs that you can decide how much hot water or cold mountain spring to mix in, controlled by two faucets. The three of us decide to just soak our tired feet, but there are a lot of visitors that have prepared wet suits to soak their entire body.

However, just waiting for the water to come up above our knees takes forever. I can't imagine how long it would take for it to reach the neck, even in sitting position.


3.00 pm


Leaving Poring Hot Springs, Melvin says if we're lucky, we might catch a glimpse of the world's largest flower, the Rafflesia.

Just two minutes on the road, we see a banner that advertises the giant flower that can be reached via a three-minute walk. Melvin decides to try our luck to look for another species that is bigger than this one, as he judges by the illustration on the banner.

I think he's impressed with our luck. So far, we've managed to see everything a visitor would wish to see (e.g. Mount Kinabalu on a clear day), and avoid everything bad (e.g. rain). He mentions that seeing a Rafflesia requires luck, and he's had a handful of tourists who return empty-handed. He points at Mount Kinabalu and says it's quite unusual for the summit to be seen this clearly after noon. We may have special qualities.

And we do! Just a few minutes ahead, he spots another banner, this time a bigger species and a shorter walk, only one minute. We get off the vehicle, and come to a stall manned by natives. We are required to pay RM 10 per person (voluntary highway robbery, anyone?), and led a short way behind the house obviously owned by the natives manning the stall, to an area surrounded by nets and sequestered from public view.


Luckily for the natives, several Rafflesia buds have sprouted literally in their backyard. Since each of the flowers are at a different growth stage, they can attract visitors for a long time. Melvin says most of the natives will no longer have to work and can just live on the 'ticket' fees for the whole month.


 We can't get anywhere near the thing! Luckily I can take a close-up using my camera.


 And look at this weird flower! I don't know what it is. Anybody out there who can identify it?


I've always thought that the flowers would stink, but we don't smell anything. Maybe if we can get closer...

On second thought, maybe not.

3.30 pm


We pass by a row of stalls selling durians by the roadside. As our guides have told us about Durian Tembaga that people outside rarely get the taste, we decide to try some.

Now, having durians beside the road is nothing new to Klang Valley residents. SS2 is famous for its durian stalls. It is, however, a new experience to me. As someone who normally can't stand touching food with her bare hands, I have to make do with eating the messy durians, and later only washing my hands with clean water from a water container. Can't say I enjoy it. The durians are not as tasty as our guides said, tasting a little bland than the pungent ones we get here in Semenanjung.

6.00 pm

Never thought that we would be caught in a traffic jam in Kota Kinabalu! I seriously underestimated the amount of cars in the area. KK people start and end work early. Naturally, dinner and sleep comes early too.

For our early dinner, our tour correspondent, Crystal, has invited us to a well-known seafood restaurant among the locals -- Welcome Seafood Restaurant (大茄来海鲜餐厅)at Asia City. The eatery is famous for the fresh seafood, having both fridge-stored and live seafood to choose from, and also the low price. As heard from Crystal, most restaurants around the area cater to tourists, and more often than not charge higher on the bill. Welcome Seafood Restaurant caters to the locals who are familiar with the market price and the occasional in-the-know tourists.

I guess I was too tired and hungry, that I even forgot to take pictures of our dinner spread. We had steamed fish, kam heong crab, garlic steamed scallop, wine braised prawn, and sayur manis aka Sabah vegetable. It was delicious! They weren't kidding when they said the seafood there is heavenly. Everything tastes so fresh.

8.30 pm

We are so full from the scrumptious dinner, when Crystal suggests that we try the local famous eatery, Fook Yuen, just a few steps away from Welcome Seafood Restaurant. According to her, the locals love the food there because they're very cheap. Their toast is most famous, which are made fresh daily in their own kitchen. So is their kaya and coffee.They also have lok lok and other street food, all at a very reasonable price.


I don't know how we managed it, but we stuffed ourselves silly with their soft toast with kaya spread. It was good, and I can see how the eatery made a name for itself. In fact, there are a few branches around the city. One of them is right next to an Oldtown Ipoh White Coffee (an overpriced and bland eatery in my opinion), and the crowd will choose the local brand over the newer eatery.

9.00 pm

Crystal drives us around the city for a short tour, pointing out the old parts of KK, and the new parts that was built on reclaimed land. With new developments every day in the city, it's not hard to understand how KK is rapidly turning into an area worth investing in. According to her, a lot of retired foreigners choose to stay in KK, making it a popular choice in the Malaysia My Second Home Programme.

Most people we see in the city are Hakka Chinese, with increasing numbers of natives outside of KK. Natives are given free land from the government, and are mostly self-sufficient farmers. Chinese are mostly businessman, or working in the tourism industry. Catholic churches are everywhere! We see them everywhere in the city and also the outskirts. KK people live a relaxed lifestyle. Life is easy, but money earned is little compared to the Semenanjung. Almost every goods is priced higher than West Malaysia because of the added shipping fees. It's not fair, but that's how they operate.

She drives us to Tanjung Aru, a favorite haunt of the locals, sort of like a lover's lane. Overlooking the waves crashing on the shore, we let the feeling of "being here" sink in. I wonder how will the city keep up with the rapid development, and coincidentally the future of the pristine nature of Borneo.


So ends day 2. Day 3 coming up real soon.